Names of racing horses are stupid. To prove it, these are the names I would give my racing horse if I had a racing horse with which to give a horse racing name to. it.
In half particular order:
1. Elmer
2. Carpenter's
3. What Happened in Vegas
4. Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman
5. The Preakness Steak
6. Korean Fried Chicken
7. Legends of the Fall: The Book: The Movie: The Horse: The Radio Station
8. Over The Counter
9. Derves
10. What's The Phobia When You're Afraid of Short People?
11. Thunder. Horse.
12. Page 72 of John Grisham's "The Runaway Jury", Hard Cover Edition
13. Power
14. I'm Rubber You're Glue
15. My Little Pony: Apocalypse Pony
16. Visanthe Shiancoe's Penis
17. Soreness, Itchy Dry Mouth, Fever, and Oily Discharge
18. A Joke About the Really Fat Guy From Police Academy 5
19. A Pocket Full of Kryptonite in My Pants On The Ground
20. Robert Redford's Confidant
21. Sequestered Equestrian
22. Kylie Minogue
23. Because of the Movie The Horse Whisperer
24. Hung Like Me
25. The Loser Gets Shipped to Taco Bell
26. The Winner Gets Free Gordita Crunches For Life
27. Incestual Zebra
28. Incestual Centaur
29. Birth Defected Centaur
30. Unicorns Don't Have Propecia So I Look Like This
31. The Horse With the Head of a Rabbit and the Body of a Rabbit, Courtesy of The Simpsons, Referring to The Fabled Esquilax
32. Champion Race Car Driver
33. "Can You Take Me High Enough?" By The Damn Yankees
34. Face
35. The Chemical Process That Converts Chalk Into Russian Dressing
36. Weapons Grade Plutonium
In half particular order:
1. Elmer
2. Carpenter's
3. What Happened in Vegas
4. Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman
5. The Preakness Steak
6. Korean Fried Chicken
7. Legends of the Fall: The Book: The Movie: The Horse: The Radio Station
8. Over The Counter
9. Derves
10. What's The Phobia When You're Afraid of Short People?
11. Thunder. Horse.
12. Page 72 of John Grisham's "The Runaway Jury", Hard Cover Edition
13. Power
14. I'm Rubber You're Glue
15. My Little Pony: Apocalypse Pony
16. Visanthe Shiancoe's Penis
17. Soreness, Itchy Dry Mouth, Fever, and Oily Discharge
18. A Joke About the Really Fat Guy From Police Academy 5
19. A Pocket Full of Kryptonite in My Pants On The Ground
20. Robert Redford's Confidant
21. Sequestered Equestrian
22. Kylie Minogue
23. Because of the Movie The Horse Whisperer
24. Hung Like Me
25. The Loser Gets Shipped to Taco Bell
26. The Winner Gets Free Gordita Crunches For Life
27. Incestual Zebra
28. Incestual Centaur
29. Birth Defected Centaur
30. Unicorns Don't Have Propecia So I Look Like This
31. The Horse With the Head of a Rabbit and the Body of a Rabbit, Courtesy of The Simpsons, Referring to The Fabled Esquilax
32. Champion Race Car Driver
33. "Can You Take Me High Enough?" By The Damn Yankees
34. Face
35. The Chemical Process That Converts Chalk Into Russian Dressing
36. Weapons Grade Plutonium
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