Snowpocalypse? Snowmageddon? I've also heard Snownanza! (OK I made that up.) It's supposedly appropo to talk about what most people seem to be considering the most intense snowstorm in the history of the non-ice-age world. But why talk about snowstorms when we can talk about snow pants? Or Storm from X-men? Or the WNBA team "The Storm"? OK I can answer that last question - because I don't know where The Storm play. Call it insufficient marketing on behalf of the WNBA. Call it "they play in the WNBA". Whatever works for you. The WNBA doesn't work for me. Occupationally speaking.
8 Years ago today I had a cigarette, and then another one, and then I never had another one after that. It's kinda like giving up sex for 8 years, only you have to see people having sex on every corner, take a sex break at work, go for a sex outside the bar (because that's not allowed indoors anymore), try to squeeze in one more sex before the lecture, and also if sex were to last a full 7 minutes. But I also know that I can never have another cigarette again, which is like taking that same analogy and having it stab you in the face. Of your penis.
I like three flavors of Vitamin Water: Revive, Power-C and Energy. None of them claim to do what they say, but Revive tastes like fruit punch, Power-C tastes like magenta, and Energy tastes like yellow. And I like somewhere between 40% and 60% of CMYK, so I guess that makes sense. I also guess it's the middle half or so that appeals to me. So screw you Cyan and Kblack.
8 Years ago today I had a cigarette, and then another one, and then I never had another one after that. It's kinda like giving up sex for 8 years, only you have to see people having sex on every corner, take a sex break at work, go for a sex outside the bar (because that's not allowed indoors anymore), try to squeeze in one more sex before the lecture, and also if sex were to last a full 7 minutes. But I also know that I can never have another cigarette again, which is like taking that same analogy and having it stab you in the face. Of your penis.
I like three flavors of Vitamin Water: Revive, Power-C and Energy. None of them claim to do what they say, but Revive tastes like fruit punch, Power-C tastes like magenta, and Energy tastes like yellow. And I like somewhere between 40% and 60% of CMYK, so I guess that makes sense. I also guess it's the middle half or so that appeals to me. So screw you Cyan and Kblack.
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